Dec 6, 2009

Interesting definitions...(humor)

By Nash   Posted at  5:24 PM   Jokes No comments

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......
(Applause!Applause!)

Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
Question: How can you say so?

Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
(Applause! Applause !)
)

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumour.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because they work day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like the Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?

Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping.
Question: How can you say so?

Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

Laughter is the best medicine....hahhaa

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